Friday, January 6, 2012

The Secret Circle- Darkness

"I know it wasn't right but it felt really good"
The Secret Circle is slowly turning into a show full of dark magic, but Cassie Blake is not convincing in the role of a "Balcoin/Blackwell" character. The show focuses mainly on the fight of good vs. evil but I have begun to question wheres the fine line between each?? I mean for a moment I assumed that Dawn Chamberlain was the evil character and after she and Thomas Meade killed Nick and Cassies mom that was pretty much what everyone was thinking. But than came Diana's grandmother and although she looked sweet and innocent she led blind and innocent Cassie to her death. So who can you trust on this show and who is actually fighting for the good and whose fighting for the bad? And where does Jake fit into that category? Cassie is powerful and she has bad magic in her but that doesn't make her evil does it? I think Secret Circle has a bit of explaining to do with this. We, as the audience don't understand because we are learning about everything right along with the characters.
Faye Chamberlain is a huge trouble sign. Her internal struggle for individual power is going to cause a lot of havoc. She has exposed herself to some cut boy that she is a witch and now she is on a mission to steal Cassie's power from her. Once again I am not even sure if power can be stolen, because we were never introduced to the "rulebook" on the powers of a circle and the individual powers of a member. As much as I like the lightheartedness and comical relief that Faye brings to the show, I want to see her get burned for being greedy and trying to become the most powerful person. In this she endangers the whole circle. 
Now we enter a sort of love triangle thats a little bit more complex than those of lets say One Tree Hill. Diana and Adam broke up but they are still friends and she still loves him. Diana is also best friends with Cassie and Cassie according to others is Adams soulmate. But Cassie likes Jake, whose supposably a witch-hunter and may or may not have evil blood as well (and my theory that he's totally her brother). This might be one main reason Faye is jealous of Cassie and is trying to take away the one thing that is important to her. When Adam climbed up to Diana's room though and she got so excited only to be let down by the fact that he came to apologize to Cassie broke my heart. Boys can really be so insensitive. Who are you guys rooting for? Jake or Adam? I am just looking forward to when the elders get wind of Cassie's near death experience and then realize that magic has been exposed to the youth. 
Memorable Quotes

  • Jake: You've got evil blood. Balcoin blood. The devil's blood.
  • Adam:You knew the witch hunter wasn't going to hurt me cause you knew he was afraid of you. Why?
  • Adam: What is evil power something you can pass down. What is it like eye color?
  • Melissa: Your sensitivity to yourself is touching.
  • Faye: Its always the short quiet ones you have to watch out for.
    • Adam: Shut up Faye.
  • Dawn: You think im trying to poison your mother. 
    • Thomas: Based on the fact that a few hours ago you suggested killing her than yes. 
  • Potion dude: Want to set the mean girl who stole your boyfriends on fire.
    • Faye: No smart ass, we are the mean girls.
  • Diana: Two rocks is code for can I come up.
    • Cassie: Hmmmm complicated stuff.
  • Grandmother: For darkness to be destroyed the earth must bleed it from you and you have to die. 

Thursday, January 5, 2012

The Vampire Diaries- The New Deal

"Your going to leave Mystic Falls behind and never think twice about it."
FINALLY. That is all I can say about this episode. I have missed The Vampire Diaries more than it is even possible to explain. And this episode definitely quenched my thirst.
Jeremy slowly rose from being one of the most useless characters to a kickass character to one that had the water works going. After friending Tyler he caught himself in a hybrid trap as he was stripped of his vervain and used as Klaus- bait. But never fear his guardian Alaric risked his life and saved Jeremy, who was under a compulsion spell the whole time. This was Klaus's way of saying "You've been warned." And the scary part is that Klaus will stop at nothing. In order to save her brothers life Elena had to do the hardest thing a sister could ever do... have Damon erase Jeremy's memory and compel him to leave town and never look back. I'm not quite sure if getting Jeremy out of town without any of their protection is the best idea, I mean Klaus can find him anywhere right? But before Jeremy made his exit off the show, he had his heroic moments as he stabbed a hybrid in the back and then cut his head off. (Thanks for the tip Tyler)
Elenas pessimism has started to become annoying. Damon is concrete;  he gets drunk and makes everything humorous. Stefan also has found a way to turn a negative into a positive and flip the cards against Klaus. Elena should let go of Stefan emotionally, although that slap in the face and that tender "Go to Hell" was definitely needed, mainly to make herself feel better, and become a leader instead of a pawn in this whole game. Instead of feeling sorry for herself she should learn to play Klaus's game against him just like Stefan has. She lucked out with Rebekah as that is one alliance Klaus would have appreciated having but  would Rebekah actually have enough balls to kill Klaus? Does this mean blondie actually knows how to kill a hybrid? This we might never find out but one things for certain, without an alliance, all Klaus has are empty hybrids that jump at his command... And what happens when one of them decides that Klaus's commands don't really work for him?
What the hell is in that coffin? Those dreams were a sign and one would assume that Bonnie would realize they were more witchy clues than just the same dream every night (thank you for the helpful hint Elena) but in her dream she saw Klaus in the coffin. Does that mean that Klaus's body is actually in the coffin and he is some immortal creature? What could be so important that he is so set on getting those coffins back because I am sure that it is not just his family that pulls and tears at Stefan's heartstrings. 
The fight Damon had with Stefan led to a big realization. Stefan never lost his humanity. It is somewhere deep inside hidden away, but he does things in order to get revenge and to hurt someone that hurt him and the people he cared about.  This is not a reason for Damon to feel bad about falling in love with Elena. Stefan is not the same person he was in season 1. Although he hasn't lost himself for good Klaus instilled a freedom and a curiosity in Stefan that Elena would not suffice. What happened between Elena was a long awaited kiss and it developed and tortured fans and the characters until it could torture no more. And in that moment, for those couple of seconds, time literally stopped moving. Elena was left speechless, but the question is where will this revelation of feelings take them? Back to the friends zone? Damon has come a long way since season 1.  The dude started off being horrible and now he's the only one keeping everything toghether. He's helping Stefan fight Klaus, holding Elena up on her spirits, protecting her, saving Alaric's life, helping Jeremy get a fresh start. He has turned into a better version of Stefan. I can proudly say GO DELENA GO!
Other Thoughts
- Do you guys think Tyler will rebel against Klaus? I say hell yes. 
-Where was Caroline. I missed her bubblyness. 
-Repeated question: What other family members are in those coffins?
-Where was Matt?
-I think Matt, Caroline, And Katerina went on a road trip together. This is outrageous.
-How weird is it seeing Nanny Carrie, aka Crazy Melissa, on TVD as a nurse and potential Alaric love interest?  It gives me the chills.  I wonder how Stefan (Paul) feels about his wife kissing Ric... Love triangle anyone?
Memorable Quotes
-Elena: Damon is Damon....
-Damon: Bloody Mary, Screw Driver, Brunch in a bottle. Come on Ric I can't do this all by myself. Well I can but someones going to get naked. 
-Ric: This might come as a shock but I'm not here to hang out with you.
-Damon: Cute blonde bombshell psycho shouldn't be too hard to find. 
-Klaus: I think its about time we had a drink.

  • Damon: Were a little overdue
  • K: Why you been so busy with all your plotting and scheming
  • D: You know I never miss a chance to plot an epic failure.
-Damon: Such a buzzkill my baby bro.
- Damon: That's why I hate witches. So fickle. Passive Agressive.
-Stefan: Well Bonnie sucks at keeping secrets.
-Elena: When did you return to the living.
  • Ric: Just a few minutes ago.
-Damon: Oh a deflection isnt going to work on me. I invented that.
-Meredith: Guardian Angel or did you sell your soul to the devil?
  • Ric: A little bit of both. 
-Jeremy: Safe to say you owe him a drink.
-Jeremy: I shot a hybrid in the back and chopped his head off with a meat cleave. Typical Sunday huh?
-Damon: My brothers sort of running his own show right now.
-Damon: It means I'm an idiot cause I thought for a second that I wouldn't have to feel guilty anymore. 
  • Elena: What are you talking about? Guilty for what?
  • D: For wanting what I want...
  • E: Damon...
  • D: I know and believe me I get it my brothers girl and all.... No, you know what if I'm going to feel guilty about something I'm going to feel guilty about this.
AND HERE IS THE EPIC DELENA SCENE. Goodnight :) skip to about 1:20 

Pretty Little Liars- Through Many Dangers, Toils and Snares

The winter premiere of Pretty Little Liars was on Tuesday and they still have not been able to close up so many of their loop holes I haven't expected more from the show anyways.  One thing is for certain though.... We are going to find out who A is if it will be the death of a character!!!!!
As we see the Liars for the first time in a couple of months they are decked out in orange jump suits doing community service for all the stuff that went down a couple of months ago. Orange does not seem to be the best color for these ladies and apparently the pressure has gotten to all of them and strained their friendships in some pretty harsh ways. Spencer and Emily get into a fight which scores them 2 extra weeks of community service and there is much tension between Emily and Hannah in the house. Seems like its a 3 against 1 kind of fight. 
Then we see that Emily is making deals with A? WTH? She is trying to make plans with him/her. Never fear though, the liars have set all of this up to trick A. Their not really fighting their just trying to mess with A's mind the way he has messed with theirs and show him that there is more to what meets the eye. After they have a verbal confrontation at the swim meet about a box with evidence, the deal with A is on. Emily is to get meet A in that creepy green house while the girls are hiding in the corners ready to attack him and unmask their psycho stalker. But as Emily enters the green house the other girls get kind of well... held up.
For starters we have Aria, who confronted Jackie (Ezra's crazy and still in love with him ex), which then made her tell Ezra that Jackie threatened to expose their relationship if Aria didn't break up with him. They acted like mature adults and decided that their love was real and it was time to tell Aria's parents. The results were not pretty and ended with Ezra getting punched in the face by Mike (to spare him from Aria's father) and Aria getting sent to her room. Thank God therapy has worked well on Mike who helped her sneak out from his bedroom window. Truthfully I think her parents are definitely overreacting I mean look at Ezra's face, how could you resist that?
Then we have Spencer who broke up with Toby for obvious reasons and blurted to him that his sister is dating the creepy cop. As she is running out the door to help Emily complete her mission Toby busts in telling her that she's changing and turning into Allison and causing unnecessary havoc. When a girl with so much baggage is getting framed and trying to find her way out of it, and she tells you to stay out of it for everyone's sake.... JUST LISTEN TO HER.
Lastly Hannah is held up at home because her father is coming to pay them a visit. After she deliberately stopped the wedding last season, her father got married anyways in some little courthouse and has now come to tell her and her mother that his new family is moving to RoseWood. Oh and that mean's crazy spoiled biatch step sister Kate is moving with them and attending school with, you guessed it, Hannah. Cant wait for that drama.
More importantly, most of the girls get their just in time as Emily is getting her butt kicked by A who is pretty pist off that the girls lied to him. As he is cornered by the girls he throws a brick at the glass window to cause a distraction and dips from the scene only to get hit by Hannah's car. Chase Chase Chase we skip to the end where the Liars realize that when Hannah hit A he dropped his cellphone. Cha-Ching. If they can crack that thing open they might just be this much closer to figuring out who A is. And once A realized he dropped his phone, he was not a happy camper. Also note, I say he because although there was speculation that A was Ali's twin, the figure of this person they were chasing was definitely a man's. Maybe A has a partner? Or maybe it really is Garett? The possibilities are endless. And despite the loopholes in the story I continue to tune in every weekend cause I am just so darn curious.

Revenge- Duress

"Black Mail Isn't Just for Breakfast Anymore"
The wait is over and Revenge was finally back on the air last night. Although to my disappointment the episode was not as intriguing as the past ones.
Tyler was a lunatic. Do you all think we saw the last of him cause I'm not sure? It actually shocks me that Mrs. Grayson the one that had her security guard around all the time and had him do background checks on basically everybody, let some stranger into her house because he was a friend of Daniels. As we all know Daniel does not have the best taste in people, that should have been a warning label. But Tyler needless to say was not as dumb as he looked, even picking up on the GPS that was implanted in his cellphone and fooling Nolan Ross (who could have definitely taken Tyler on). Come on that knife wasn't even that big... If Nolan would stop being scared of everything this could have been resolved in a completely different way... Where was his security guard anyways?
My next question lies with Amanda Clark aka Emily Thorne. Did the real Amanda not inform Emily that her father was framed and he really wasn't behind the terrorist plot that blew up the flight? It seemed to me that during dinner when Tyler was threatening to shoot everybody and exposed pieces of the truth about Conrad, Amanda (Emily) was actually shocked. Then as she was heading home with Jack she seemed to be intrigued by what he said and wanted to dig deeper for the "real answers". So my assumption is that the real Amanda just informed her that her father was a terrorist and wanted her to live with that so she could come and get revenge on all these people low key?
The reason Mrs. Grayson is so infatuated with Emily is because she feels a connection to her. It was interesting to see when she met eye to eye with Amanda for the first time that she had a feeling it wasn't really Amanda. I'm interested to see how this is going to play out between the two ladies. And what's Emily's plot for Amanda? She mentioned her to the Grayson's and brought her to dinner to see their reactions and torture them sure, but does she believe that Mrs. Grayson is going to run Amanda out of the Hampton's or what? I don't think that the fake Amanda has enough knowledge on the case to prove herself though.... Jack is just kind of oblivious, and definitely still smitten on Emily, which he should be cause she is the real Amanda.... 
The relationship between the Graysons is one of interest to say the least. A couple so "in love" has turned to hate and manipulation, but Victoria has to hate Conrad much more as she is willing to forge papers that say she was really pregnant to void their pre-nup otherwise she knows she wont get anything. All is fair in love and war I assume, and as Conrad himself mentioned it, Victoria was once a nobody but it only takes a couple of minutes to learn how to function in their world. Also her scrap booking move, taking the idea from Emily and using it, very rico-suave Victoria. As Emily put it "how 
." But whats best about Emily is that she could say so much and put so many people on the spot and she doesn't. It most definitely is one of her best traits. 
Lastly, the real Amanda is pretty kick-ass. How she knows everything that she knows is beyond me, but its what draws me in every week. She probably has video camera's set up everywhere so that she knew Tyler was at Nolan's or she just has amazing animal instincts, either way she's not dumb enough to leave a handgun loaded. She was expecting Nolan. She knew he would turn on her and she knew there would be no bullets. She's ahead of the game, she's 2 steps ahead of everybody else- if not more. I honestly believe that revenge never gets old and if any of you guys wants to get some revenge on someone, you should use some of Amanda Clark's tactics. 


Memorable Quotes

  • Mrs. Grayson: Well like so many things it hasn't aged well. 
  • Tyler: It does appear that you despicable people are starting to rub off on me.
  • Nolan: We sure know how to pick em huh?
  • Emily: Duress impacts relationships in one of two ways; it either tears people apart. It strengthens their connection binding them tightly in a common objective. 
  • Emily: When duress is applied to the emotionally unstable the result can be as violent as it is unpredictable

Here's the ending song of the episode, a cover of Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters" by Lissie. Its pretty dope, for a cover!!! Enjoy my lovelies <


Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Welcome Back to Our Favorite Shows

HAPPY 2012 EVERYBODY!


Seems like All our favorite shows are coming back this week (with the exception of a few aka Ringer).
So that means I am back to reviewing the episodes for you and providing you with videos, songs, pictures and quotes. 
Also The January season of Pretty Little Liars has returned as well so I will be adding that onto the list. Keep posted for the review of that episode later on tonight! 
And Awesome News! This break I caught up on the newest episodes of ABC's Revenge, so I will be adding that show onto the blog cause its super fricking good!!!!


Here are some promo's to excite you for the week! 



Wednesday, December 7, 2011

90210- O Holly Night

"Strong Women Stick Together"

Whats with all these seasonal shows being cryptic and painful for those involved? Christmas is suppose to be a happy time not depressing.
Well Naomi seemed to have pulled herself together... Actually a little too much. After accepting an internship she found out she was working for Holly's mom. Nothing big right? It is when Holly is your enemy slash new found friend. As Naomi's first assignment she had to work Holly's birthday party without Holly finding out she was the one who took the intern spot away from her. Well that kind of blew up in her face. Honestly at this point and in this episode I could care less. I know Naomi just wanted to best for herself and everybody around her but treating your boyfriend who you fought so hard for like shit is not the way to have a good relationship. And we have learned through all her past bf's that Naomi sucks at this dating thing. And when Holly confronted her about everything, girl had a point. Naomi came in and took everything from her... Her boyfriend, sorority status, her intern position, and now her mothers affection. Low Blow. I guess walking in on you frenemy sleeping with your boyfriend is harsh enough payback though. Merry Christmas....!
Navid was playing with fire and he got burned. Why is he only working with one undercover cop? Is there nobody else that could help him out? He goes on these risky missions, asks all skeptical and then the cop left him alone with a bunch of stolen merchandise. When I saw his face in the hospital I actually cringed. Boy got beat up hardcore. And despite everything he was doing everything to protect Silver. One thing this show has made me realize is that girls always walk in at the wrong time and see something, blow it out of proportion, make up some crazy story in their heads, and think that if the guy is lyings its because he's cheating. Maybe he really is just doing this in your benefit Silver, as he repeated told you over and over again! Either way Silvers been dating some literature professor, who was also keeping a secret from her. The secret he has a wife (soon to be ex) and a daughter, and he quickly decided he wanted to be seriously involved with Silver. As she went to check up on Navid in the hospital she saw him with the cop and again ASSUMED and went to the teacher and told him she wanted to become legit. And thats what I call bad timing and a lack of communication. Who cares if theres another girl in there? You loved Navid at least care enough to see if he is ok after his near brush with death. And aren't you curious as to who beat him up??? Gosh.
Dixon is apparently healthy and good to go- kicked his drug addiction and seriously in love with Adriana. After this weeks episode I kind of have more sympathy towards Ade. The ending especially with her baby story and music experience gave us an insight into an Ade that we didn't really know. Last season she never cared about her baby she was just all wrapped up in fame and money. Good to know she's been brought down to earth. Her and Dixon are probably the most peaceful couple on the show at this point.
I feel bad for Annie. She is struggling to make ends meet after helping out her brother (who doesn't seem to care at all). She's dealing with the whole Jeremy situation as he scammed her out of money. And I'm sure she doesn't feel good about herself being a Wh*re cause lets face it she's definitely not an escort. After finding comfort in Liam she felt even worse about herself than before. Once Liam figured out what was going on he took matters into his own hands. I'm really glad someone finally put Patrick in his place. As for Annie, sneaking into Jeremy's house was a little much, but girls got brains and she got herself out of that with evidence and a guarantee to the money! But just as things start going good- heres that bad timing again. She calls Liam to tell him she never stopped loving him and wishing him a Merry Christmas and BAM Liam is in a hit and run accident with a motorist (conveniently Lexi from the Vampire Diaries ha) and it doesn't look like he is going to make it out alive. See thats the thing about fate, it sucks. Its timing sucks and its never on our side. The minute someone figures it out its too late. The ending was very well done though. It was bittersweet. She's spilling her guts, this guy might be dead, and theres Christmas music playing. Every emotion I could have possibly felt I did. 


Memorable Quotes

  • Naomi: Am I Ivanka Trump or Secretary Frump?
  • Naomi: Since Rachel picked me out of a crowd and not just for my looks, style, and raw sexuality.
  • Naomi: Mistle No. If you wrinkle this blouse my horse isnt the only thing you wont see me riding today.
  • Holly: I know. Me. Jesus. Its a big month.
  • Liam: Are you using again, cause I have to say your a little too happy about this tree.
  • Liam: That's why they call it history right, cause its over. 
    • Dixon: Or doomed to repeat it again.
  • Rachel: Maybe your just another spoiled Beverly Hills girl.
  • Ade: Whether its drugs or ambition there is always going to be something more important than me. 
  • Liam: We've been a  lot of things we've never been not there for each other. 
  • Naomi: It'll take a little more than a rough day at the office to bring me down 4 inches.
  • Girl: She is totally his pretty woman. 
  • Naomi: Hence I'm two Naomi's tonight.
    • Austin: Great well maybe ill get a chance to spend time with one of them.
  • Jeremy: You bitch.
    • Annie: That's rich bitch to you.
  • Silver: I could use a little more honesty in my life. 

TILL 2012 LOYAL FANS <3

Gossip Girl- Riding In Town Cars With Boys

"Do you think you could ever love another mans child?"


Who should never doubt Gossip Girl and its writers again? Me. I clearly underestimated them and everything they were doing with this whole story line because by the end of Monday's episode I was left speechless, in tears, and holy crap confused! I'll start with the minor stories and build my way up.

Dan Humphrey a hero. I always knew lonely boy was an honest true man. After his book got picked up again he had to write an alter- ending. Serena suggested why not write about where everybody is now. That got them all thinking about how their lives have transformed and where they want to be as people. Dan decided to be a helping hand to Blair, only because he wanted to tell her how he really feels. In the end though he saw her heartbreak after Chuck couldn't cross a line and be her fathers baby, so he snuck Blair out and brought her over to the Van der Woodsen's were Charlie was having a "welcome" party so to speak and arranged a secret meeting for the love-birds. Finally.
Charlie was just trampled in this 'who am I' mess and it took a huge accident to wake her up from her delusions. After Max threatened to expose her, saw that he couldn't sell his story to Nate, he took it up with Tripp Archibald (who had his own agenda in this episode consisting of family drama, family favoritism, sabotage, and politics) who planned to- and heres were I take a guess and hope I don't come off like an asshole- have Nate crash in an accident in order to prevent him from going on the trip with his grandfather? I feel like I am missing a piece of the puzzle because I don't really understand why Max would want Nate to crash? Why would this help him get back at Charlie? I mean I understand by damaging the car he finally got the money he wanted but was it really all necessary? I feel like there must be more to this. Anyways Charlie took the first step and admitted to Rufus (and lets clap cause Rufus was actually present in this episode for more than morning pancakes) that she is the one thats a fraud. Is she going to run away and hide forever? Will she come clean. I assume coming clean could be potentially dangerous, and if she does that she is exposing Carol. 
Which brings me to my short summary of Nate finding out that the whole Tripp's wife is cheating scandal was thanks to his grandfather, who was behind it all. But Grandfather confessed and all was well. Tripp was bitter because grandfather gave up on him and pushing his career to the limit and is now concentrating on Nate so he decided to use Max to his advantage and what harm Nate? Honestly, the Van der Woodsens might be messed up but at least their not homicidal and what not. Props for Nate though for being the stand up, all around good guy in this show. He really stepped up in the last couple of episodes and if I had any say in things I would just have him be in a suit every episode. 
Serena.... Besides the fact that she looked exceptionally gorgeous today is she really heading down the Humphrey road again? I mean I understand their not really related.. but close enough. I just feel like the writers have built the Dan/ Serena relationship as so platonic that seeing them as that romantically cute and sexual couple from season 1 is just odd. I guess she is starting to realize that she has made no progress compared to all of her friends and is leaning on the fact that Dan was the best thing that ever happened to her? I am iffy on this storyline... but am really enjoying the fact that Serena is motivated to bring Gossip Girl down. Go get em' girl.
Saved the best for last! Chuck and Blair have been carrying this show throughout the whole season. I'm ashamed to admit that I might even watch it every week because I am obsessed with their relationship. After fighting an internal battle with herself Blair avoids seeing Louie because she is not ready to commit to him "forever." After realizing that she wants to be with Chuck she calls him to see if he could ever love another mans baby. He tells her that she should be with the dad and she is completely heartbroken. He doesn't realize his mistake in judgement until he speaks to Lily who tells him that if he ever needs anything she's there for him because she loves him unconditionally. "You may be my child only through marriage but I love you like my own." Those words hit home to Chuck and he suddenly realized that he is the guy for Blair. After he ditches Louie (god knows where) Dan leads him into a room with Blair where Chuck confesses his love for her and promises he will love her baby just as much. They are then tipped off that the paparazzi are around the house and Nate leads them through the back into their limo. Little do they know they get into the wrong limo's and Chuck and Blair get into the one that has been tampered with. As they start on their journey the happy couple is kissing in the backseat (As they have done since season one :)) and planning their futures and paparazzi swarm around them violently on motorcycles. In the blink of an eye, they crash into the forest or whatever and are rushed to the E.R. Lily is informed that Blair is doing well (no word on the baby) but Chuck isn't... Nothing was really revealed by that except Lily started crying and so did I. 
They cant have Chuck die can they? Blair will never marry Louie. And in the next years previews we see Blair praying that Chuck doesn't die. What did you think of the midseason finale? Is everyone satisfied that Blair and Chuck FINALLY admitted their feelings? It breaks my heart that it was taken away so soon though. And finally to conclude my post... What the hell does Diana have to do with JACK BASS and Nate's grandfather? I mean I understand she was connected to the Bass family somehow but how and why and Jack? Could this really be Chuck's mother? AHHH I WANT TO KNOW!


Memorable Quotes

  • Gossip Girl: Apololigies have been made and the security breach fixed, but 2 weeks later and still not one tip. Apparently no one can hold a grudge like an Upper East Sider and no one can lie like one either. 
  • Rufus: That young man had a lot of problems
    • Dan: No wonder that Serena was so into him.
  • Dan: I have no idea what to write. I'm starting to understand the appeal of heroine or womanizing or whatever it is that writers do when they write.
  • Chuck: It's a bold move Nathaniel. I'm aroused. 
  • Chuck: These stories are invented to sell papers to women that collect ceramic cats.
  • Dorota: Same thing happening to me pregnancy fingers swell up like kielbasas.
  • Dorota: Say it like magic spell bibbitty bobbitty boo I will never leave you. Poof. Louie will feel safe again and you'll live happily ever after.
  • Serena: Seeing where our characters ended made us realize exactly where we didn't want to be. 
  • Blair: I plan on having my child the old fashioned way... Fully Sedated.
  • Blair: Princesses don't go to queens.
    • Dorota: Need to marry Louie to be princess.
  • Gossip Girl: I guess its time for me to accept that if you want something badly enough you have to go out and get it yourself. Watch out kids the end of me might just turn out to be the end of one of you.
  • Blair: I haven't even spoken to Chuck
    • Dan: You dont have to. You two have some strange forcefield effect on each other. A physicist should study it.
  • Chuck: I can't imagine it would be a mistake to marry the father of your child right?
  • Serena: Telling her your feelings is not going to change your ending its going to mess with hers.
  • Charlie: If you deserve to be that person then own it and never look back.
  • Blair: Apparently there are some risks even Chuck Bass isnt willing to take.
  • Gossip Girl: Sorry boys but didnt you know that if you wait too long to seize the day the one you want can get away.
  • Chuck: The us I should have fought for when you called. The us thats not just you and me but you, me and your baby.
    • Blair: Then why did you tell me to choose Louie?
    • C: I thought it was selfish if I was the one to tell you to break up your family.
    • B: That was the moment you chose not to be selfish?
    • C: Timing was never my strong suit. I had it all wrong. Just because Louie is the father of your baby does not mean you should be with him. You should be with me.
    • B: Why?
    • C: Cause I am going to love your baby as much as I love you. 
  • Max: No actress wants to play the same role their entire life.
  • Max: How can their love be real when your a total fake.
  • Gossip Girl: We all like to think that were in the driver seat of our own lives. But the idea that we can control out fate is an illusion. You can choose the most loyal friends, the dream job, the truest love. But at the end of the day our fate is decided for us. All we can do is hope we have the strength to cope with the hand she deals us. 
SEE YOU MY FELLOW GOSSIPERS IN 2012!!!!