90210- The heart will go on

Fun and games came to a quick halt on this weeks 90210 and reality seemed to crash in on the teens. Family, specifically the bond between brother and sister, and genetics seem to play a huge role in these teens lives.



Waterworks exploded from my eyes when Dixon found Raj in the hospital. You're never suppose to go against the dying mans wish, but if I was in Dixon's shoes I would have told Ivy right away that Raj's treatment didn't work and that he was going to die. The girl deserves to know, after all she is his wife and she should be there no matter how much he doesn't want to see her suffer.  When she got to the hospital and she started crying and hitting him, my heart broke into a million pieces. Yes, they were young when they got married but it was true love. Although she was getting over him and moving on with her life with Diego its only because she thought Raj was doing better and wanted a divorce. Which really was low on his part. Unfortunately, Raj passed away at the end of the episode and Ivy's world as we know it has been turned upside down. At least she can always say her last memory with him was his professing that he never wanted to live without her. This scene was probably the most realistic one in the show thus far. Oh god, pass the tissues.


Dixon apparently has heart constrictions, a problem he has had since birth that he activated by taking drugs. With a high dosage of stress he seems to have a sort of "stroke." He didn't want to tell Annie in fear that she would freak out and worry about him so he tried keeping the secret to himself. While in the hospital he ran into Liam, who was accompanying Silver for her tests to see if she has the cancer gene that her mother and sister died from. It seems strange to me that out of all people she asked Liam to come with her to the hospital but what do you guys think? Did she test positive or negative? My guess is that she was positive and that fertility is going to play a huge part in upcoming episodes. Might the case be that Liam will feel obligated to help her have a baby???? Just an idea.... The writers seemed to stress that point boldly. If Liam really is the friend he claims to be than he his obligation should have been to call Navid and tell him to come be there for Silver. Aside from Liam she really is all alone in this. 


Naomi and Jen have literally the best sister/sister relationship because they fight about everything for absolutely no reason. But at the end of the day they are the two that love each other more than anyone else in the world. Like Naomi stated, she's a pain in the ass but she's my pain. After the two made up though Jen told Naomi that she's really glad neither of them got PJ because she received  some horrific information about him. Is PJ really all bad or does Jen know that PJ chose Naomi and she wants to screw up the relationship???


Liam needs to lose his girlfriend and loser her fast. She has started drama and fights with literally every "girlfriend" of Liam's on the show. She's psychotic and possessive and if Liam didn't believe Annie or Ade than he should have believed Silver. I'm really not quite sure what she's after or why she wants Liam to be so successful but its really starting to worry me. Especially since he handed her paper that state that they are co-partners in a new production company. Be careful who you get into business with Liam. And speaking of business while Annie is trying to do good with her life to make up for all the bad, are the writers of 90210 really going to get her involved in a relationship with a priest. There are crazy story lines and than there are CRAZY storylines. Till next week. 

Pretty Little Liars- Unmasked

"I did everything you asked me to."

HAPPY A DAY! Or should I say Mona and friends day. Pretty Little Liars went off for their spring finale with a bang, but instead of resolving and answering many of our questions, the writers just created more. That doesn't mean that the episode didn't tie many loose ends together or keep fans on the edge of their seats.... Cause it certainly did. And with so many things going on in the episode, its impossible not to recap and join the liars in solving this murder mystery once and for all.

A is always one step ahead of the liars, obviously, but now we know that its because A isn't working alone. I mean Mona revealed that to us... You either join the A team or end up like Allison. But what does ending up like Ali really mean? Because it seems to me that Mona is just a pawn in a bigger game. Ali's game? Perhaps Ali really is alive. If she isn't than she definitely has a twin sister by the name of Vivian Darkbloom. If the story Mona lured Spencer in with is true, than Ali got herself in this mess because she figured Mona out. And she either joined forces with Mona and that means "she made her popular" or Mona joined alliances with the evil twin and took matters into her own hands. But what does Mona want revenge for? Is it really because she lost Hannah as a friend? Or because the liars were too scared to stand up to Ali when she was bullying Mona? We see a clear motive from Mona for a split second only for it to be lost otherwise in the chaos of all the other potential suspects. I mean we understand Mona's part in the game but why everyone else? We know for a fact that anyone and everyone in Rosewood is suspicious. 


Which brings us to the black swan. Who is she? Who did not so blind Jenna meet in the park? The only logical guess would be Vivian. But without knowing that for sure lets stick to calling her black swan. Black swan is also in alliance with Hermie or Lucas and Jenna. All three of those suckers had one thing in common: they all wanted revenge on Ali. Is that why Lucas got so close to Hannah? Why Mona stuck around for so long? Why Jenna played the I'm sorry card to thrown the liars of her trail? Did she light the house on fire and fake an attempt at death? This A alliance is much more complicated than one could imagine. And it leads us back to the original three players; Garrett, Ian and Melissa. What do they have in common? We all know Garrett was working with Jenna but why? To protect her and cover up for her as he knew she stole page 5?  Why is he now in a relationship with Melissa? What was Ian's part in all of this. Are they just thrown into the puzzle to shake things up a bit or are they crucial players? 


The next question we have to attack.... Is Mona really crazy? In other words does she really have a split personality disorder or is she faking it for the sake of the plot? She looked psychotic sitting in that mental institution but who could want revenge to such an extreme level that they would go so far?  Its amazing that the enemy could be right under the liars noses and none of them assumed anything.I had my suspicions about Mona but I never assumed that she would have it in her to kill anyone, yet she had no problem knocking Spencer out in "A's lair." From the minute I saw Mona's face as she was driving the car towards the lost resort I knew that she was up to something. She was way to happy to be included in the liars plan. Its hard for Hannah to think that one of her longest friends could betray her like that, but that takes some serious dedication. If she wasn't crazy prior to this weeks incidents, she sure is now. 


Now what about Dr. Sullivan. Her relationship with Toby seems a bit suspicious and while Spencer was trying to protect Toby, he was actually protecting her. How did he catch on though? Is Jenna actually on his side or did he just realize Jenna was a big fraud? For a boy who keeps to himself he is actually pretty on top of his game. But could it possibly be that Dr. Sullivan is actually Toby's mother? Dr. Sullivan seems to be the liars only protection at this point, and she did mention that Mona threatened to hurt her "son." But does that mean that Toby and Dr. Sullivan could be trusted? Toby has been a slave to Jenna for some time now and at this point, anyone can be working for A. As adorable and heartwarming as the reunion scene with Spencer and Toby was, I can't help but wonder how horribly messy it is about to get. 


On a brighter note, all the girls got a semi-happy ending today, relationship wise that is... All except for Emily. Aria and Ezra finally decided that nothing could stand in their way of happiness and Ezra became a man about it and publicly displayed his affection for Aria at a school dance. Yes, this could in every way be interpreted as creepy, but for the sake of the show; GO TEAM EZRIA. (Of course I'm still a Sparia fan hehe). Caleb and Hannah continue to stay adorable as Romeo and Juliet but here's where the interesting thoughts start to creep up. In recent episodes Caleb and Mona have gotten really close... Almost too close. Could Caleb be A's next victim? Its a scary thought when you imagine the love of your life bonding with a psycho path that wants to see you die, but literally thats exactly what has been happening. But if the A revelation wasn't enough the writers decided to throw in yet another twist at us and confirm that the speculations I had were really on point. Maya has actually been dead for quite some time. The texts and phone calls Emily was getting were actually from A, or someone that works for A, similar to the Ian texts that Melissa received. Whats even creepier about all of this is that Maya was found in Alison's old house. Sentimental right? Is it a warning sign to the girls that just because Mona has been taken care of doesn't mean its over. 

As an episode that seemed to bringing the drama and craziness to an end, it is just the beginning. No one in the town can be trusted and the liars are caught up in some pretty disgusting stuff. If you can't even trust your father or sister at this point, what makes you think that everyone else around you isn't part of this twisted game?  If I was in their shoes I would book it out of town as fast as I could.... There is nothing left for them at Rosewood. And as much as they want to solve the Alison mystery, its safe to say Alison might have been playing them all along.... and if not, than we all now how this game ends.  


Memorable Quotes

• Melisa: If he killed Alison its because he thought she deserved it.
• Spencer: Hide and seek was the game we played with Melissa. You wanna know why? Cause I always won.
• Aria: Parties and body bags go together like drinking and driving.
• Hannah: A is all knowing alright. Its like a genius on steroids.
• Spencer: Fitz is a sucker for a tragic love story.
• Man: You check into the lost woods cause you don't want to be found.
• Spencer: You're little but you're big.
• Spencer: A wasn't watching Ali in Brookehaven! Ali was watching A.
• Ezra: No matter how hard I try I can't stay away from you.
• Spencer: No one checks into room 2 because its been rented.
• Mona: I admire you Spencer thats why you get to decide how this ends tonight. You can join the A team or you can disappear. 
• Mona: They think its over. Loser Mona is going to the nut house and those precious liars are going home to sleep with their windows open and their doors unlocked. Don't they know thats what we want.
• Toby: Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I've ever done.
• Emily's Mom: They found a body. They think its Maya's.

One Tree Hill- Hardcore will never die but you will

Last nights episode was by far the most intense One Tree Hill episode of this season. And although things are looking a little more hopeful for the residents of Tree Hill, to say that their lives are as carefree and joyful as they were in the previous seasons is well.. impossible. But isn't that how OTH works? They pull out all the dramatic cards in the beginning just to feed us with a happy ending. 

 It was bothering me that for the past couple of episodes no one seemed to be too worried about the fact that Nathan was missing. Aside from Dan's scheming everyone was just going about with their hectic, messed up lives. Thats why the alliance of Chris Keller, Julian and Dan Scott was beyond epic. I could even go this far and say it was the most brilliant pairing ever! I never thought I would actually say that seeing Dan Scott get shot (cause I mean thats what he deserves for shooting Keith) would tug at my heart strings but hearing Nathan scream dad and seeing Dan Scott finally reach redemption with his "I'm Sorry" as he fell to the ground, did the trick. One Tree Hill proved that in a time of need everyone, even pretty boy Keller, will step up to plate and give it their all, no matter how dangerous the mission is. If it wasn't for Julian sticking around Nathan would have probably been shot by that cop. As badass and hardcore as Dan Scott is, this mission really couldn't have been done on his own. And besides Keller being a distraction (props are due where their due) and a comic relief, he was pretty useless. 

Poor Brooke Davis. Who knew that psycho Xavier was actually after her because he secretly wanted to rape her. I assumed this was some kind of vengeance plot but I didn't expect it to go that far. I admit I was hoping that maybe Tara was smart enough to follow Brooke and Xavier out of the cafe but that doesn't mean I didn't sit through the episode with one eye closed and barely breathing. If it wasn't for Tara, I assume Brooke would have probably been raped and killed, which teaches us girls a perfect lesson: When a psycho wants to ruin your life, its probably not the best idea to go into deserted garages by yourself or better yet take an elevator and let your guard down. Brooke Davis might be brave, but she's no match for someone that has it out for her. We should all learn from Tara who carries a rather large tazer with her at all times. You can never be too safe, even in a town like Tree Hill. 


Most of the episode concentrated on Brooke and Nate while throwing in a little bit of Haley and Clay in for dramatics. While Haley was replaying old memories of Nathan in her mind she was praying that he would come home. Clay finally went to visit his little angel at the cemetery to talk things through and catch up, but he also asked for her help in bringing Nathan home. And while these two were praying for Nathan's safe return home, Dan Scott was really the person answering their prayers. Even if he doesn't make it out alive by the end of the season, we can all say Dan Scott went out with a bang. Just 3 more episodes left until we say goodbye to Tree Hill forever. Are you guys ready for that?

Ringer-What we have is worth the pain

"I told you they would kill to keep their secret."

One thing I cannot stand is having my mind messed with. One minute we believe that Andrew is capable of murder the next minute he is saving Siobhan's life and turning over a new leaf. I feel like Ringer is turning into a murder mystery a la Pretty Little Liars and I'm sitting here trying to figure out what happened to half the cast and who killed who. For one thing Siobhan is back in New York which means trouble ahead for everybody. Henry was thinking clearly for a good 2 minutes before she had him wrapped around her finger again and convinced that having Bridget die was the best thing for everyone. We even found out the reason why Siobhan hates Bridget so much and yeah it doesn't go any deeper than her anger at her sister for killing her son. The story I remember Bridget telling was one that happened even before Bridget was using. She was the caretaker and it happened on pure accident, so why is Siobhan holding such a grudge? Somewhere in this episode you could tell that the sisterly love still remained though, despite Siobhan's anger she still loved her sister. 


We're slowly piecing all the pieces of the puzzle together. The hit-man from the first couple of episodes that was going after Siobhan, well yeah he was hired by Andrew. Before Bridget came and brought love back into a doomed relationship Andrew was so miserable that he hired a hit-man to kill Siobhan. Those flashbacks that showed him threatening Siobhan were literally terrifying because they portrayed a man we seem to have never met. Not until now that is. The whole reason why Bridget has found herself in her sisters shoes is because Siobhan found a way out. She knew her husband wanted to kill her so she left to Paris to try and bring to ponzi scheme to life. Everything was actually going according to her plan but she miscalculated one thing. If Bridget didn't have Juliet on her side than Andrew might have actually went through with killing Siobhan, but Juliet was like his guiding light that helped him figure out that Siobhan makes them a family. That's probably why he ended up saving Siobhan from gunshots. But who was trying to kill her than? The text messages to come to the loft were sent from Malcolm's phone. Truthfully the most surprising part in this whole episode was that Soloman, the secret driver, is more observant than anyone else in Siobhan's life. It didn't take him very long to figure out that Siobhan is actually Bridget, but even her closest family isn't able to tell. 


The writers never show what happened after Andrew visited Malcolm, but right after that visit Malcolm dissapeared. Never showed up to testify. Now things aren't looking to bright for Andrew especially since Machado now knows that he stole the surveillance tapes from Malcolm's hotel. What is he trying to hide? Could he really have killed Malcolm? But if Andrew did than who was shooting at the loft? There are just too many loopholes. Although Andrew looks suspicious part of me believes that he really is harmless. Olivia on the other hand has Tyler's blood all over her hands. But who has the flash drive that could expose Martin Charles? Is Bridget really THAT good of a liar or did someone else get to it before they did? Or was the flash drive a fake all along?


The Juliet story is predictable. The minute that boy approached her by the elevator it was clear what his intentions were. Girls are just so gullible. But in reality none of this is Juliet's fault...Her mother is to be blamed. Now things are getting pretty un-safe for both of the girls and its only a matter of time before the Juliet gets the wind knocked out of her. If Juliet's scheme and the ponzi scheme both blow up at the same time there will be some serious hell to pay. That is if Andrew survives. 

Memorable Quotes

• Juliet: Its a little break in the education system. I like to call it Saturday.
• Bridget: Andrew Martin will kill anyone to keep his secret safe.
• Soloman: Because your not Siobhan Martin are you? Your Bridget Kelly. 
• Siobhan: You don't know the whole truth.
• Henry: No of course I don't because you're a liar!
• Henry: What could possible be so important that you were willing to destroy out relationship and set you own sister up to die?
• Siobhan: Bridget killed my son.
• Siobhan: I know Bridget better than she knows herself. 

Pretty Little Liars- If these dolls could talk

"But heres the good news, you're getting warmer.."

Just ONE week left until we find out who A is. In the past few weeks the show has really picked up momentum in support of the spring season finale and for good reason. A doll repair shop mixed with A manipulation is just what the show needed to spice things up. Throw in a "might be psychic" 9-year-old and we have the makings of a horror movie. But seriously, this weeks episode offered up a lot of information and while each character can definitely be A, each character also has an alibi. Lets start off with what I think was the most crucial part of the episode... Jenna.

So Jenna really can see, but has she been faking it all along or did the operation really work miracles? I mean from what I remember she only got an operation on one eye and I'm sure she would like to see out of both, right? Does this mean that she was able to see the whole time? This would explain why she can always "sense" whose around her but what is she up to with her mischievous plotting? Its obvious she's not A... At least I don't think so. No one would be crazy enough to get themselves stranded in a burning house for the sake of a prank but than again it makes all the sense in the world because we start to eliminate her from the equation. When she becomes the target she stops being a threat. But why is she suddenly apologizing to the girls and trying to make peace. She can try to throw everyone off her trail but we know a rat when we see one. Her plan to take care of Garrett was also executed brilliantly and while she doesn't know it, it put a strain on the Spenser/ Melissa relationship and quite possibly put the liars in a lot of danger.

Melissa is candidate number 2 and the odds of her being A are really the strongest. She hated Alison, she had a motive for killing her and now she is dating Garrett? Assumption confirmation that the baby really is Garett's. All we know is that Melissa, Garett and Jenna have all had an alliance at some point throughout the show. The liars tried really hard to prove that Melissa was in fact A this week, offering up some comical Mona and Caleb action since that's just what A wanted isn't it-- to have Mona split up the happy couple? So when Melissa saw them making out and the girls got a text right after it, its a done deal right? Melissa is A. Wrong!!! Maybe the plan would have been better executed if they tested A by having Melissa by Spencer's side the whole time. That way if they got a text its guaranteed that it couldn't be Melissa..... Unless she's working with someone else.... Seems that this job is getting trickier and trickier to act out alone, especially for a pregnant woman but with the help of a cop its manageable.

Which brings us back to that creepy ass dollhouse, a setting throughout most of the episode. It was a little unclear as to why the lady didn't want the tell the girls anything and she kept shushing up her son. He's the one who told us that there was a brunette girl and a guy coming in to find out what Ali was up to. The ending made it fairly clear though, of course A had already gotten to the doll house owner and was paying her off to mess with the girls minds. Does that mean that the little boy we are suppose to believe is psychic is really getting paid in lollipops to tell the girls what they want to hear? He knew exactly how Alison died and he pretty much had all the answers the girls were looking for. Was it done to throw them off their game or does he really want to help the girls in spite of A.The scene in the cupboard with the doll that looked like Alison on the night of her murder was easily the creepiest scene of Pretty Little Liars to date. If that doesn't warn the girls that they should stay away from freaky abandoned businesses, they really will end up like Alison.


Lastly, does anybody else think that maybe Alison is actually alive? Spencer is the third girl to have a dream that seems so real its as if Ali was sitting right next to them. First it was Hannah in the hospital and when she woke up she saw a clue that indicated the dream was actually reality, than Emily had one and this time Spencer did as well and when she woke up the door was open, the antibiotics were on the table and the smell of Ali still lingered behind. What if she really is just playing a cruel joke on the girls or worse, she faked her own death just to get away from A's radar? 
And as some couples help each other out in time of need other couples fall apart regardless of how hard they fight to stay toghether. It seems that Aria's and Ezra's relationship has come to an end. As Aria strained her relationship with her family, Ezra found out he got fired from the college. The only way to get his life back on track now is to leave Rosewood and start over new and that of course means without Aria. Both of them think that this is Byron's doing but what if this really is all because of A? Do you guys think that after the comment Aria made to her parents they would really take this all a step forward and have Ezra fired? At least the break up was more physical than emotional. And I will go on a crazy tangent and thrown in a "what if" storyline right here: What if Aria got pregnant with Ezra's child because last nights action. Took the attention off of A for a little there didn't I? Good!!! I mean after next week, the show has to bring in some more drama right?


Memorable Quotes

• Hannah's Mom: There is no more room for secrets in this house. It is already way to crowded.
• Aria: He's three states away, you could at least lean into it.
• Jenna: I've never been the person you really needed to fear.
• Hannah: Jenna came in this morning all sorry and kumbayah.
• Lady: He sees things that haven't happened yet. He's gifted.
• Aria: He's nine years old, has never seen the sun and probably lives in a cupboard with 600 dolls.
• Hannah: He loves me more than he hates Mona.
• Hannah: Whats next hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby tells us?
• Mona: I need to scrub off 10 layers of shame.
• Creepy doll: Follow me end up like me.

Ringer- You're to Pretty to go to Jail

"I think Andrew and Olivia might be capable of murder"

How quickly we can go from trusting and loving our spouse to fearing him because he's a potential murderer? Yeah Ringer went there. Lets remember one thing Bridget, looks can be deceiving. After all just 16 months ago you were dancing on a pole at a strip club and now look at you. So before we point fingers lets not be so hypocritical. Anyways, after a whole season of watching Siobhan's (well Bridget's) relationship with Andrew flourish we are now beginning to understand why the real Shiv was so depressed, miserable and cunniving. She was in a relationship with a man she didn't love and a man thats a liar, a thief and potentially could be out to get her. Especially now that she knows his secret and could expose and ruin him at any second. That look he gave her in the apartment was stone cold serious. 

Following a whole bunch of twists and turns, we are left with  Tyler's dead body on a hotel floor. But while it looks like Andrew killed Tyler, it was actually Olivia that committed the murder. I mean how else would she have gotten Tyler's flash-drive that he was suppose to be guarding with dear life. And while Bridget thinks that Andrew committed the crime he actually went to pay Malcolm Ward a visit.  Do you guys think Andrew could be capable of killing Malcolm? Could it be possible that Machado finally got someone to testify against Macawi only to be killed before he even gets to the precinct?

But what now? Siobhan was left all alone in this mess. Her sister made sure that she had no protection especially not from Malcolm. Why??? Does Siobhan really want Bridget dead? For what reason? Siobhan can breathe a sigh of relief though because in some twisted way she no longer has to string along Tyler and pretend its his baby. But with Tyler dead how will Shiv get any money to survive? How is she going to react when she finds out all of her evidence against Martin and Charles is gone? What is Siobhan's plan exactly? Will Henry be her sole provider? Because it seems like Henry was a little thrown off the minute Siobhan said that she doesn't want anyone protecting Bridget.  He should realize by now that the game he is playing is a dangerous one and that unfortunately Bridget seems to be the victim. As a girl who wanted a way out of her own screwed up life, she just entered a life that might have been even worse. 

The highlight of this episode is when we learn a little bit about Agent Machado's past and why he is so intent on finding Bridget and taking down Bodoway Macawi, which is a nice break from the chaos happening in New York. Through a series of unfortunate flashbacks we find out that Shayene Briggs, the girl that Macawi killed, was actually the love of Vic's life. Pregnant love of his life to be exact. This spin on the story was one that made Machado a more prevalent and meaningful character. Previously we really had no reason to like him or any reason to hate him but now that he has a personal connection to the case, our human minds feel a sort of sentiment to him. What do you guys think? Will Malcolm help Machado, granted he's still alive? Will he tell Machado where Bridget really is? Will Siobhan finally reveal herself or are we going to continue this game of cat and mouse? 

Memorable Quotes

• Bridget: You think Andrew might kill me, but I know Bodoway will.
• Briggs: I haven't figured you out yet.
• Machado: That's exactly how I like it.
• Malcolm: How many guys was your sister sleeping with?
• Bridget: Too many.
• Olivia: Whats motivating Malcolm to be silent?
• Olivia: And Tyler, your way to pretty to go to jail. 

90210- Babes in toyland

"Live the dream like theres no tomorrow"

One thing about 90210, it is the most un-realistic show in the world at least to the majority of people that actually watch it. Who the hell throws around a forty thousand dollar bag like its nothing? Not me. Who can buy out a whole sex shop full of stuff and give each worker a thousand bucks just to get some gig? Not me. Hell if I could do that I probably wouldn't be sitting where I am right now. Nor would I be going to school like Naomi is, I would just be paying people off to do things I've always wanted to do. Carpe diem, seize the moment and all that right?


Well for some of us money doesn't just fall out of the sky.. Well unless your Annie but she still appreciates the value of a hard earned dollar. Luckily, to add on to her wealth she is about to get herself involved with a billionaire... Unless Naomi gets to him first. Anybody say girl fight? But while Annie is figuring out what to do with her wealth, fallen pop sensation Ade and Dixon are trying to make a career and work day jobs at the same time. As hard as that is to begin with, they now have to deal with Liam's psycho girlfriend. Everyone should have just listened to Annie when she tried to get rid of her but no now its become Ade's problem. After she deliberately made Ade and Dixon miss their meeting with a movie producer she conveniently slept with him and got Liam an acting gig. Yep, thats how easy it is in Hollywood right? But why is she trying to promote her boyfriend so much when she obviously has enough manipulating skills to get what she wants herself. She doesn't need him and his sexy bod. 


Silver is probably the only one that has some legit problems on this show. She got into NYU but instead of fulfilling her dream she is going to skip school and live her life to the fullest. Which means that the day she does get tested for breast cancer it is going to be positive. Although I cannot say that I actually relate to any of these characters because their story-lines don't flow; their all so jumpy. One minute Silver is in love with Navid, next their broken up, suddenly she's dating a professor and moving away with him, next their broken up and she's in love with Navid again. These things just happen so quickly that the show doesn't have any flow and I'm basically left watching only for the amazing fashion. 


Ivy is a character I cannot understand for the life of me. Her and Silver and just so all over the place. Their these free spirits that are trying to figure out their life and it shocks me how the writers have taken out the human emotion and made it possible that Ivy as a character can move on from her marriage so quickly and painlessly that she's already on her third relationship? What happened to the photography teacher? I feel that with each episode, Ivy takes on a personality thats completely new and foreign. Overall this episode was a flop. 

Memorable Quotes

• Naomi: And my house looks like a well appointed Chuck E. Cheese.
• Naomi: I take it role playing is on your resume.
• Silver: I just want to be excited for my future.
• Doctor: And I want you to have one.
• Annie: Oh my god I let him buy me a 40 thousand dollar bag?
• Jen: Well whoever he is he sounds like a keeper.
• Dixon: You do know the phrase don't quit your day job.
• Guy: And you thought you'd look less conspicuous dressed up as a ninja?
• Naomi: The son of a bitch is married!
• Naomi: Come back tomorrow theres a sale on handcuffs. Oh I see you brought your own. 
• Millionaire: I'm not wasting my time with a guilt ridden heiress. 
• Paddington: No I said there was no Mrs. Paddington, my wife kept her maiden name.
• Liam: I want to live everyday like it could be my last.
• Silver: Why spend time planning for a future you might not even have?