Gossip Girl- Father of the Bride

"There are only some people you can love by not being with them"

Let me just kindly apologize for the delay of my Gossip Girl review. Unfortunately The CW thinks its alright to cut into my programs with some baseball junk so I had to frantically search for the episode online today. Lets just say this, if I was to ever imagine a Blair Waldorf bachelorette party it sure as hell would not look like it did.  Nor would I imagine she would spend it with her minions and Louie's evil bitch sister. And where the hell was S? I mean really  couldn't she wait till the party was overt to bring down Tripp? Its your best friends bachelorette party! Although Blair didn't seem to mind much, I certainly did. Maybe if Serena was there, none of this would have happened. Or maybe worse things would have happened... You know how things get when Alcohol and Serena Van der Woodsen mix.

Seems like people can turn over a new leaf, which is what Beatrice seems to have done. Her character was an iffy one, never quite as talented at scheming as Blair, yet she actually out schemed Blair in this episode. Maybe it is the fact that Blair has started being more naive in her ways, trusting the wrong people, and pulling herself away from the people that actually have had her back for years now. Besides for Humphrey, her trusty sidekick, who seems to be doing a little scheming of his own lately.  First he's faking a relationship with Serena to protect Blair than he's keeping a huge secret of hers and lying to everybody about it and now he wrote Louie's wedding vows. The tragic part in all of this is that Blair found those vows and was convinced that Louie was the right choice. Deception is never the answer. You know why? Because it can stand in the way of true love finding its path. If you cannot write your own wedding vows, than why do you even deserve the bride? 

Getting back to my original point, this was probably the last we have seen of Beatrice (well until the wedding, cause I'm assuming she will go to Africa after the wedding). She ended her romance with the priest (highly inappropriate and so downgrading to the Catholic religion) but now he is on a mission to stop this wedding himself, along with his accomplice Chuck Bass. What's disgusting to me is that the writers of GG have made Chuck seem desperate and unstoppable. He doesn't care who he is going to hurt in the process and doesn't think for a second about how Blair is affected by his wrong doings. He is fighting for true love and as romantic as that is he is doing it in the wrong way. And all of his friends are doing everything in their power to keep him away from Blair. Is everyone really that blind on this show? Despite everything Blair is depressed and its obvious. I mean she got drunk for crying out loud and kept insisting they do anything, just as long as Chuck Bass isn't around. For a girl whose supposably getting married to the Prince of Monaco another man should be the least of her worries. How funny was it to see Blair get drunk though? I mean the girl is actually real and funny! And than when she got arrested because she thought the cops were male strippers. What a hoot!

Well at least now its fairly obvious that the wedding will be interfered by someone with God on his side, a corrupt priest. For all the selfish reasons he's going to screw this wedding up, one good thing will eventually come out of it. I hope. Wouldn't the writers throw fans for a curveball is Blair actually ended up marrying Louie. The end of the world would come sooner than expected.

Is the Tripp vs. Nate storyline done? There really was no point to it. As of now it came to a dead end. Nate stood up to his grandfather, again. He realized he's going to be an honest and trust worthy person, again. Tripp is probably going to disappear and create a scandal around the archibald name, again. It's getting to a point that's just too much. But does this mean that Serena is going to get re-hired and compete with Gossip Girl? Seems to me their both back in business and Serena is gaining fans fast, I mean did you guys see the way Rufus was laughing at the blog?! Speaking of, who would have thought the tables would turn so drastically. Back in season 1 lonely boy was fighting to get the beautiful blondes attention. Now, that beautiful blonde has to fight to keep a "fake relationship" going with lonely boy and suppress her hidden desires for him. Yep, S has really stooped that low. Dan wants to break free from her control and she will not let go. God, this wedding will be the wedding of all weddings! I Cant Wait!!! Maybe Lil J will make an appearance. (A girl can always dream right?)

Memorable Quotes

• Chuck: Sometimes to get your needs met you need to choose an unsavory partner.
• Nate: Be careful theres a fine line between surveillance and stalking.
• Chuck: Yeah getting caught which I don’t plan on.
• Beatrice: Even without the male strippers and penis cake I cannot wait!
• Blair: I love Louie but I feel the devil on my shoulder.
• Priest: Which devil?
• Blair: Chuck Bass of course
• Dan: I was really hoping to stretch on this one.
• Editors: Than take a yoga class.
• Priest: This is what is known as divine intervention, I’d take it if I were you Mr. Bass.
• Dan:vWell i've already crashed her bridal shower i'm sure it wont matter if I crash another pre-wedding event.
• Blair: You are almost as schemy as me, but we are cut from the same cloth.
• Girl:A priest in a bar? Kinky.
• Priest: You have no idea.
• Dan: We're Dan and Serena you can tell me anything! It must be true, I read it online.
• Chuck: Its one thing I learned from Blair, you don’t give up on the people you love.
• Priest: I know what's in Blair Waldorf's heart and if you don’t want this wedding to happen together we could make sure it doesn’t.
• GG: You know what they say talk is cheap. So if you don’t have anything nice to say maybe you should just shut your mouth. XOXO Gossip Girl.

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