Gossip Girl- The Jewel of Denial

"I'm starting to realize mothers have some of the darkest secrets of all"


Well leave it to Gossip Girl to keep me waiting in suspense on who the father is, only to be lied to in the end! Lied to I tell you. I strongly believe this is Chucks baby. Blair strongly believes this is Chucks baby. A little riddle I myself cannot wait to solve is how did Blair get an envelope saying that Louie was the father? Dan handed her that one, but after she went home and told Louie the "good" news the envelope she ripped up was taped together on her table. Is Dan Humphrey behind the fake paternity test? If this is the case who knew lonely boy had it in him. Then again he is best friends with Queen B.

Charlie, manipulative little Charlie. For a struggling actor she sure scored the biggest role of her life. After struggling internally with how to free herself from Serena, who is so goddamn persistent, she found her answer in Blair. It's her life she should live it the way she wants too and honestly, if you were handed a Van der Woodsen life on a platter, would you really trade it back in for a life of debt and crappy one bedroom apartments? I mean really, the girl gets designer dresses handed to her for free and a trust fund loaded with cash. Hopefully Nate's not smart enough to make the connection cause if he calls Ivy out I think there will definitely be hell to pay on his part. She's been around long enough to pick up a few bitchy back stabbing tricks. 

What could be better than Chuck Bass? An adorable Bass puppy to play with! After he adopted him from the shelter and had him sterilized, which Gossip Girl misread as Chuck disowning the puppy, he ended up cuddling with him all night as he shed a tear and regained his 'feelings'. Yes that sounds a little odd for Chuck's character but after Blair told him she was pregnant with someone else's baby and that there was no room in the Bass lifestyle for a baby I wanted to go over there and give him a huge hug... He loves her. It is the purest form of love on T.V. And yes, I do realize I am talking about Blair and Chuck when I say pure love, but really they need to get back together. I don't think I can do anymore of these tearful nights at the Bass residence. 

Couple of thoughts
-Nate has suddenly become a journalist and a phone thief and is trying to take over Gossip Girls job. 
-We know where Lily has been the first few episodes (house arrest of course) but what has Rufus been up to? Besides making breakfast and all..
-First Dan doesn't want his book published, then someone claims they wrote the book, now Dan wants to get credit for his book. Honestly getting published is huge, and what could he have written about in the book about everyone that hasn't already been posted on GG?
-So Vanessa really isn't coming back eh?


Memorable Quotes

• GG: They say the only way to conquer your fear is to face what you fear most. You must walk into the belly of the beat and risk the possibility of failure. But try to hide from the fear and you risk it swallowing you whole. 
• Blair: hang up or i'll tell the reporter your undocumented!
• Serena: Please, this place is a mecca for psychotic freaks. Everyone goes off the rails sometime here. It's practically a right of passage on the Upper East Side. It's like our version of a bahmitzvah.
• Blair: Possibly find a new maid. An employee with 1 child is annoying, 2 is grounds for termination.
• Dorota: I must know best part of pregnancy is knowing who the father is.
• Blair: That is much more civilized unlike your hair Humphrey. You look like a muppet.
• Gossip Girl: Poor lonely boy just learned the true meaning of publish or parish.
• Gossip Girl: How about it Charlie? One last Cinderella moment before you turn back into a bumpkin?
• Chuck: I may not be able to feel anything but at least I'm not paralyzed.
• Gossip Girl: Your refusal to find out whose the father has made you cause one mother of a scene.
• Gossip Girl: There once was a princess be undone by the question whose the daddy, but its time to find out will it be Chuck or will it be Louie.
• Blair: There was a part of me that really wanted it to be yours. 
• Noah: Destiny is a scary thing to face, we all need a little push.
• Gossip Girl: Face your fears and the rewards could be profound. You could discovery the true depth of a relationship or what your capable of withstanding. The problem is the more you gain the more you stand too loose. Get ready to find out what your made of cause to survive in the Upper East Side you better be fearless.

XOXO