90210- Babes in toyland

"Live the dream like theres no tomorrow"

One thing about 90210, it is the most un-realistic show in the world at least to the majority of people that actually watch it. Who the hell throws around a forty thousand dollar bag like its nothing? Not me. Who can buy out a whole sex shop full of stuff and give each worker a thousand bucks just to get some gig? Not me. Hell if I could do that I probably wouldn't be sitting where I am right now. Nor would I be going to school like Naomi is, I would just be paying people off to do things I've always wanted to do. Carpe diem, seize the moment and all that right?


Well for some of us money doesn't just fall out of the sky.. Well unless your Annie but she still appreciates the value of a hard earned dollar. Luckily, to add on to her wealth she is about to get herself involved with a billionaire... Unless Naomi gets to him first. Anybody say girl fight? But while Annie is figuring out what to do with her wealth, fallen pop sensation Ade and Dixon are trying to make a career and work day jobs at the same time. As hard as that is to begin with, they now have to deal with Liam's psycho girlfriend. Everyone should have just listened to Annie when she tried to get rid of her but no now its become Ade's problem. After she deliberately made Ade and Dixon miss their meeting with a movie producer she conveniently slept with him and got Liam an acting gig. Yep, thats how easy it is in Hollywood right? But why is she trying to promote her boyfriend so much when she obviously has enough manipulating skills to get what she wants herself. She doesn't need him and his sexy bod. 


Silver is probably the only one that has some legit problems on this show. She got into NYU but instead of fulfilling her dream she is going to skip school and live her life to the fullest. Which means that the day she does get tested for breast cancer it is going to be positive. Although I cannot say that I actually relate to any of these characters because their story-lines don't flow; their all so jumpy. One minute Silver is in love with Navid, next their broken up, suddenly she's dating a professor and moving away with him, next their broken up and she's in love with Navid again. These things just happen so quickly that the show doesn't have any flow and I'm basically left watching only for the amazing fashion. 


Ivy is a character I cannot understand for the life of me. Her and Silver and just so all over the place. Their these free spirits that are trying to figure out their life and it shocks me how the writers have taken out the human emotion and made it possible that Ivy as a character can move on from her marriage so quickly and painlessly that she's already on her third relationship? What happened to the photography teacher? I feel that with each episode, Ivy takes on a personality thats completely new and foreign. Overall this episode was a flop. 

Memorable Quotes

• Naomi: And my house looks like a well appointed Chuck E. Cheese.
• Naomi: I take it role playing is on your resume.
• Silver: I just want to be excited for my future.
• Doctor: And I want you to have one.
• Annie: Oh my god I let him buy me a 40 thousand dollar bag?
• Jen: Well whoever he is he sounds like a keeper.
• Dixon: You do know the phrase don't quit your day job.
• Guy: And you thought you'd look less conspicuous dressed up as a ninja?
• Naomi: The son of a bitch is married!
• Naomi: Come back tomorrow theres a sale on handcuffs. Oh I see you brought your own. 
• Millionaire: I'm not wasting my time with a guilt ridden heiress. 
• Paddington: No I said there was no Mrs. Paddington, my wife kept her maiden name.
• Liam: I want to live everyday like it could be my last.
• Silver: Why spend time planning for a future you might not even have?